Here Comes the Airplane
You sign up.
We have an initial visit where we assess the size of the silver spoon in your mouth.
You never have to worry about feeding yourself again.
$10 per week
$30 per month(with a one year committment)
$20 per week
$70 per month(with a one year committment)
$30 per week
$100 per month(with a one year committment)
This team of mavericks has created a roomba for your mouth.
All of our carefully trained helpers pass strict background checks to ensure they won't put anything other than food into your mouth.
We use advances in mobile and GPS technology to keep tabs on our helpers 24/7.
All of our helpers are community rated. If they fall below 4.7 stars we give them the boot without warning.
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